I got home from a pedicure and quick trip to the grocery (steak!) and had this conversation with my spouse:
Me: I guess they already had the Derby
DH: I heard some horse won it.
Me: That's usually they way it works.
DH: Yeah, that's the way it's been since the 1830's, when they started using horses and stopped racing midgets. Horses are more reliable.
The night before!!
3 hours ago