Actual conversation while I was driving home from Curly's therapy appointment, with DH and Curly in the car. A dumb teenager on a bicycle was on the wrong side of the road and we almost hit him.
Curly: Ten points if you hit him, Mom.*
Me: No, he's too slow.
Curly: Bunnies are lots of points. They're hard to hit.
Me: No, they freeze and stare at the car, then you hit them. No points.
Curly: Squirrels are hard to hit.
Me: They freeze too. Birds are lots of points. They're hard to hit.
DH: Fish. Fish are the hardest to hit.
DH is such a card
*The points are all in reference to the cult movie "Death Race 2000". The harder something is to hit, the more points is given. Style counts too.
Hi. I still exist, y’all.
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