Sunday, October 16, 2011

Lord Vader

You know who I am - I am Vader, lord of all I see. That includes lesser felines and those dumb tall non-furry critters who dole out food in this enclosure. The non-furries worship me, as they rightfully should.

When I wake up in the morning, I stand on the non-furries and demand my breakfast. I don't understand why it's my job to wake up the help, but what can you do.

Then I go downstairs and wait for breakfast to be served. You just can't good help anymore - they insist on serving me food in some sort of container on the floor. And I don't get to eat first, as is my right at Feline Royalty. Those wretched other felines eat from the same area! It is difficult to bear this.

I take out my revenge on the other felines often, especially the small and weak white one. She is useful to me - I can keep my hunting skills sharp by practicing on her.

Then I like to take a bit of a lie down. Who doesn't appreciate a good stretch?

Later I get up and see what other ruling I need to do. Here I'm telling one of the dumb non-furries to get the &%^)? out of my hiding cave.

Ruling tires me out. So it's time for another lie down royal nap.

I am so handsome. You may kiss my paw.

Please tell the non-furries to bring me more food. I'll be down in a minuzzzzzzzzzzz.


  1. IsDihara: Look, Your Worshipfulness, let's get one thing straight. I take orders from just one person: me.
    Vader: It's a wonder you're still alive.

    Hee, hee! Great post! (Golly, I hope Lord Vader doesn't find my lack of faith disturbing.)

  2. Oh, what a hoot. So, do the non furries curtsey and bow to Lord Vader?

  3. Hey, Vade-boss!

    Rockin' promo dude! Why don't you set their
    alarm clocks back a few hours and then maybe you'll get your food faster?
    Stay the fight, man,
    Your buddy,

  4. Lord Vader,
    It is your right to command all you survey.
    Just treat the non-furry tatting one a bit kindlier. She makes it possible for all your subjects near and far to worship you and kiss your royal paw.

  5. By the way, Dude,
    Stay away from Sophie. Practice on the non-furry female. A better challenge for you and that way, we can still be friends.

    Anyway, the non-furry is slower and dumber than Soph.

  6. He has sort of a regal air about him, doesn't he?